Friday, February 08, 2008

Nursery Rhymes

Nursery Rhymes We Didn't have as kids.........
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little b*****d.
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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
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SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you Dumb Ass"
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HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
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HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
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GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
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There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo and a sports car.


(Thanks, Joe!)

Monday, January 21, 2008

Scaramouch has an idea.

January 22nd, 2005.

I’ve thought about it for days, and I’m going to do it! I’m starting a blog. Surely, there are thousands out there who would be interested in reading my stories and opinions!

“I remember when Rubik’s cubes first came out...”













No response. Let's try again.


“The difference between humor in England and America...”


















No response. Where is everyone? I'll try something just a bit different.




"As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy"












Ah! What's this? A comment!








Dude, that's funny.


-Jellio














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Happy Birthday, YesButNoButYes!

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

YesButNoButYes Quiz



Sex Toy or Fishing Lure?


Sex Toy or Fishing Lure?






  1. Tassel Lizard



    Sex Toy



    Fishing Lure





  2. Little Zinger



    Sex Toy



    Fishing Lure





  3. Terminator T-1



    Fishing Lure



    Sex Toy





  4. Rooster Tail



    Sex Toy



    Fishing Lure





  5. Jumbo Jack Man of War



    Sex Toy



    Fishing Lure





  6. Swedish Pimple



    Fishing Lure



    Sex Toy





  7. Kinkee Minkee



    Sex Toy



    Fishing Lure





  8. Gitzit



    Sex Toy



    Fishing Lure





  9. Rock Your World



    Sex Toy



    Fishing Lure





  10. Golden Bumble



    Fishing Lure



    Sex Toy





  11. Teeny Torpedo



    Fishing Lure



    Sex Toy





  12. Rebel Pop-R



    Sex Toy



    Fishing lure





  13. Nubby Chubby Head



    Sex Toy



    Fishing Lure





  14. Li’l Lightning Bugz



    Fishing Lure



    Sex Toy








Another Quiz by QuizMaker


Monday, April 02, 2007

Orbox

Orbox. Just try to get to the exit on each level. I love this! Infinitely frustrating. Videos and passwords for each level are available thanks to Farker Wind Delay. Click the number to get the video explanation.

1. zzx112
2. tro412
3. gac721
4. kbr146
5. bod257
6. eca900
7. wce293
8. fvz006
9. evy614
10. acc820
11. plp017
12. rfx345
13. vln619
14. hxi422
15. jma555
16. eeg028
17. uns368
18. nps912
19. tgb517
20. yan226
21. rat480
22. rbf294
23. ttf730
24. ydk629
25. qqk747
26. avs170
27. han211
28. kid668
29. hfd535
30. orb003

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Elvish

ELVISH

Sunday, October 22, 2006