Friday, February 08, 2008

Nursery Rhymes

Nursery Rhymes We Didn't have as kids.........
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little b*****d.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you Dumb Ass"
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo and a sports car.

(Thanks, Joe!)

Monday, January 21, 2008

Scaramouch has an idea.

January 22nd, 2005.

I’ve thought about it for days, and I’m going to do it! I’m starting a blog. Surely, there are thousands out there who would be interested in reading my stories and opinions!

“I remember when Rubik’s cubes first came out...”

No response. Let's try again.

“The difference between humor in England and America...”

No response. Where is everyone? I'll try something just a bit different.

"As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy"

Ah! What's this? A comment!

Dude, that's funny.



Happy Birthday, YesButNoButYes!